Dear World:

I have a job!! Finally, after being a full on bum (I'm 1000% serious about being a bum) for the past two months. I am now .... drum roll please..... a catering server!!! Yes, dear world, I work on campus as part of the USU food services clan. My dear cousin, Daniel, got me the job so now I get to work with him and his wife all the time. I'm really excited. Everyone seems nice so far and my first actual day is tomorrow at the unholy hour of 7 am. So now I can start saving money, and paying for gas, and existing with my dignity again. Oh boy, what a relief!