Josh and I decided to make spaghetti for dinner one night. Being the incredibly smooth kid he is, the dry spaghetti took a detour on its way to the pot. The floor and spaghetti became fast friends. Lucky us, we had a new game to play. Pick up spaghetti! Yes, we cooked it and ate it. The hot water, we surmised, would boil all the nasty little germs. We even put ground beef in our sauce. Man we rock.

Josh was trying to do CPR for the meat. It didn't work very well.